Debate on Flat Earth vs Globe Earth

Show me a working model of a flat Earth, you stupid flurfer!

Here's a working model of a flat geocentric topographical plane.

Now show me a working model of your corkscrewing impossible.

You can't because it's so ridiculous that it simply doesn't work.

Your senses are not lying to you.

It's the sun, moon, and stars that are in motion,

exactly as they appear to be.

To believe otherwise is exactly that, a belief.

By believing in such a cosmology, you're denying your own experience and intelligence.

You're looking at a cosmology that matches your observable, testable reality.

So, by believing the opposite, you're literally being willfully ignorant.

Flat Earth is rooted in the scientific method, and the globe Earth is rooted in scientific theory. Therefore,

flat Earth stands on proven facts, and the globe Earth just spins in your head.