Political Wrestling Commentary and Satire

show some respect you people you're talking to the best governor in history

fourth biggest economy in the world oh my goodness we thought he was out injured

the crowd is losing their minds and look at the governor's face no way

quit you're crying

i'm just like you i got 960 sat scores

frankly i think we are nothing alike i don't need illegals to vote by mail to win an election

give me a hundred billion dollars more for my california high-speed train and i'll leave you

alone okay i'll think about it if you do one thing

acknowledge me

oh what a slap he's rocked chair shot right to the skull he's down thrown over

over the top he's crashed through the announcers absolute carnage i'm the boss

now harris comes into the ring to confront the commander-in-chief

she takes a super kick to the face and she's out cold

completely out of it here comes jeffries running down the ramp this is jim crow 2.0

he slammed that table obama voter suppression