Political Commentary on Recent Election

Abdulloh Syed won in a tight shirt race

where he ruggedly strong-armed and ripped.

Through an unlikely victory in Michigan,

he is a communist who is steadily

sending a jacked and elitist message,

which is hot, sending us to hell.

Senator Ossoff is strikingly wrong

when it comes to a Georgian's need because peaches,

they're supple.

And someone this ruggedly sculpted for the woke

is gonna knock us out.

Have you seen this communist rapping?

Where did that accent even come from?

Oh, he's a con.

Have you seen that jawline and

the way he wears that suit?

Have you seen how obsessed he is with his wife?

Concerning.

Anybody who tries to be this effortlessly cool,

dangerous.

Back to you, Brad.