Comedy Discussion on Soccer and Immigration

You have an accent. I'm not American.

Yeah.

You're from Mexico?

Wonderful.

So, ICE is on... No, I'm kidding.

You're talking about gay football?

The World Cup?

What's the last one? Tomorrow?

And then America? We could stop pretending anyone cares

about soccer in this country.

How do you do this?

I'm sorry.

Show me an American who says they care

about soccer and I'll show you a f***ing liar.

You what?

I live in Montreal, in Canada.

You live in Canada. You've named so many gay things in the last minute.

Are you a refugee or you're like, you're hoping to leave?

Like, are you like the supportive boyfriend that's here today?

Are you?

Did you come knowing what this was tonight?

Yes, ah, bienvenidos, oh, oh.

I will call ice after I leave.

The more you do this, the more I want to finish the bit by calling ice.

I'm just joking.

That's right, I like your politics, but you're talking a lot, so I still might support you.

I encourage, like, mild participation in this, you know,

but at some point you're, like, becoming, I'm going to have to pay you for featuring on my show, you know what I mean?

Maybe a tax issue for us later, but it's not because we'll deport you.

You're a lot of fun. Mostly.