Discussion on Mucus and Diseases

And guess what I found?

That there's only one disease, not two, not three, one.

What did you say? I say, "Your Honor, there's only one disease."

The judge said, "What is it?" I said, "You already know."

She said, "Try me." I said, "Your Honor, when someone has

sinusitis,

what is obstructing the nasal passage?"

She said, "Mucus". "And when another has

bronchitis,

what is obstructing the bronchi tubes?"

She said, "Mucus". "And when another has

pneumonia, what's covering the cells of the, of the

lungs?" She said, "Mucus."

Jumped up and said, "What about AIDS?"

He wanna know where the mucus.

I said, "Your Honor, have you been to an AIDS ward?"

She said, "Yes."

I said, "What is it that the AIDS spits up every five

minutes?" She said, "Mucus."

Where is the mucus? It's in the skin,

it's in the blood, and the lymphatic system that makes

up the immunological system. That is where you find the mucus,

Mr. Victor Herbert.