Gambling Losses and Retirement Story

Want to know what my number was? When I was hardcore sports

gambling? What? My streak? A losing streak? Yes. 18. 18.

Eight quarters in a row. 18 losing games in a row to got so

bad game. It was all football. Oh, you lost eight games in a

row betting. Yeah, pro and college. 1818 in a row. The

point around nine or 10. They started just slamming the other

side of my action. Just fucking loading up whatever I chose.

They were like, go to the bank. Get a loan. Shake your wife

down. Fucking sell a car. Yeah.

That's what I always tell my friends or whatever Doug stand

hope is betting on. Go the other way. Okay, so yeah, man.

Everybody fucking thing. Yeah. 18 in a row. Yeah. And they

couldn't believe it. It got it got I finally found the humor in

it.

You know, I'm losing like hundreds of thousands and I was just like cackling at the end.

Just like, you know, shirtless, sweating, breaking shit, nuts, fucking nuts.

So when I, you know, people say, Oh, are you, you don't gamble anymore.

Are you in recovery?

I'm like, no, I lost 18.

I'm retired.

I got beaten into retirement.

You know.