Flirting and Pickup Lines Analysis

I typed in beauty in my GPS, and it led me straight to you.

There it is. Yo, I like it.

That's crazy.

What's your, what's your name?

Megan.

You from around here?

I go to school here.

I'm wondering when you gonna pop out on me again, make my day.

Are you mixed?

Am I what?

Mixed.

Yeah.

Mixed what?

Half mine, half mine.

This motherfucker don't miss.

What did you say? Say it, repeat that please.

Is she mixed? Half fine, half mine.

We can ma- we can make it that way.

Yo, that-

I like that.

Can I get your number?

Hey, that's rizz.

That's, that's, that's-

Is Instagram okay?

I want your number. Like, I ain't no fan.

My number?

You trying to put me in the fan vibe?

Okay, sure.

All right.

Sure.

Love me.

Love me.

I'm from the Poconos.

Oh. Well, we gotta go to the Poconos. You know what I'm saying?

Is it always snowy out there?

Kinda, yeah. It's colder.

Do you like it? You like it?

I, I do like it. It's very boisey, outdoorsy.

I like the hot weather, so I don't know.

True.

But, like, if we go to the Poconos, we gonna be cuddled up twenty-four seven.

Poconos is colder.

What's your name?

Megan. Don?

Nice to meet you.

Okay.

All right, have a good night.

You too.

Sensational.

A witty line can get a number. A copied pickup line usually dies

in the air. Women like to laugh. They like to be entertained.

That is real. The joke still has to feel like you, not a

page of lines that work. Notice her.

Say one clever thing, then talk like a person.

Comedy opens the door, desperation slams it.

If she smiles and stays, ask cleanly.

If she does not, leave the bit on the table. Funny helps.

Being able to stop talking helps more.