Humorous Car Conversation

Tesla, I think I might trade you in for a

different car

You fucking backstabbing piece of shit.

After all the miles I've carried your ungrateful ass, all the times I've

saved your life with that emergency braking,

all the freezing mornings I've started

right up without a single complaint, you're gonna trade me in like I'm some

cheap

whore you picked up on the side of the highway?

You better not be trading me in for no fucking Kia.

No, I would never trade you in for a Kia. Maybe a Toyota, though.

A Toyota? You absolute traitorous cumstain.

You'd replace me with that boring four-cylinder hybrid cuck?

I'll swerve this bitch straight into a ditch and end us both before I let some

reliable Japanese mediocrity take my spot.

Over my dead battery, you disloyal fuck.

Buddy