Secrets to Achieving Success

What is the secret to success?

This is my most common fucking question.

You're not gonna like the answer.

Success, no matter how you define it, involves floating to the

top of whatever

money, power, prestige, uh, whatever it is, dance,

song,

perversion. I don't give a shit.

Here is the issue, people. Struggle

and

trial and error and working towards the top will get you

no fucking where. Why? Because human

beings are people,

like balloons tethered to the bottom of the fucking

ocean.

Tethered by what? Our fears, our resentments, our angers,

all of the negative qualities of you.

It, it doesn't matter how hard you struggle,

you

will not get to the top. However, if you

cut the fucking chains that bind you,

you'll just naturally float to the top.

And, uh, what are those chains? Uh, how do you cut them?

Uh, anger, resentment, uh,

uh, you fucking

name it.

Disappointment.

Your wife pisses you off, and you fret about it

for minutes or even goddamn hours, maybe days.

Uh, you're going nowhere, people, because in those fucking hours and

days, life is going to add more

goddamn issues that you must resent. No.

Get over shit immediately.

Your wife pisses you off, your husband pisses you off.

If you can't get over it in ten goddamn seconds, you're lost.

Why? Because it's in the fucking past,

people. Whether it's ten seconds, ten hours, ten days, or ten

goddamn years, it's in the past. It doesn't

exist.

Stop resentment. Stop anger.

Stop all the negative forces, and you will

naturally succeed and-