Dark Humor in Political Satire

You're telling me that you're gonna fake some terrorist

thing just to scare some

money out of Congress?

Well, unfortunately, Mr. Hennessey, I have no idea how to fake killing four

thousand people.

So we're just gonna have to do it for real.

Oh, blame it on the Muslims, naturally.

Then I get my funding.

Good night, old girl.

Down at the Albion, sharp at one.