UK Geography and Math Quiz: Manchester, British and Boats

How many countries are in the UK?

A lot.

Name, name-

Immigration.

What do you mean?

Immigration.

What do you mean by immigration?

What do I mean by immigration?

Yeah.

It's everybody coming over on the boats.

Well, everybody's coming over on the boat

and getting everything free.

Yeah. What's four times two?

Four times two?

Uh, 12. Four-

12.

What's three times nine?

Three times nine, 18.

Okay, okay, um, what's the capital of, of, uh,

of England?

Capital? Manchester.

How'd you get to Manchester?

On a boat.

And then what?

Get off.

And where do you land?

Piccadilly.

What language do they speak in Great Britain?

British.

How'd you get to British?

Don't know.

How many degrees are there in a circle?

None.

How?

'Cause it's a circle.

How many degrees are there in a triangle?

Three.

How?

Three points.

Thank you for your time, sir. Smashed it.