Comedic Podcast Discussion on Various Topics

He said, they call me ugly, but you can call me ugly rapper and line.

Oh, wow. I said, OK, you see? Wow, bro. Yeah, man.

It seemed like he took a sip off the hose and just never stop.

You know, I'm talking about he caught a dose of water

that just they swallowed the teeth. I don't know what happened.

He probably got them teeth in his pocket.

He don't seem like a dude that let shit go real easy.

I remember when Nate Bargatze was on your podcast,

you said that you were waiting till you got a little older to watch Malcolm in the Middle.

Yeah. And I think about like.

I think about that a lot, you know.

Thanks, man. Just what exactly that means.

Yeah, I think some things I'm just saving, you know, what I felt like most of my life.

The video with the skydiving, y'all really skydiving?

No, I would never skydive in my life.

Really? Oh, you go down quick bungee jump.

He took me to yoga class, right? He goes to this yoga class.

I'm in there, right? And I'm in there sweating,

dying. And sorry, I wear a towel like that.

I was raised by a single mom. It was a great experience.

I mean, I had to lay down for a little while.

And some girl was like, do you need CPR? And I'm like, no, I don't fucking need CPR.

Just taking a rest. I'm just taking a rest with my eyes closed.

And you look like you went through it, man.

You look like. Well,

I was laying there like this for a little while because I wasn't doing really good.

I didn't black out, but I like light browned out or whatever.

But it was like, I'm fine. But anyway.

Last night you said one of my I was thinking about it all day.

You were like, we were talking about the Holocaust again.

How far did Hitler live from the Holocaust?

Yeah, I didn't know. And it's been fucking me up all day. Really? It's so funny.

Thinking of him.

Do you think Hitler commuted to the Holocaust? I didn't. Like, went to work?

I didn't know, man. He checked into an office.

I was like, all right, things are this is good. This is what I planned.

You don't watch Game of Thrones? No, I don't watch that kind of stuff.

What do you mean? Just people fighting in the past and all of that.

Wait, I'm more like a historical document about the past.

Is it something that really happened? No, it's not. Yeah, I don't want to.

No, it's not that kind of stuff, bro. Well, my server.

Maybe I'll read up on it a little bit. No, no, no, no.

Look at me. No, no, no. You know what, dude?

I'm tired. Dude, I'm tired, too, man. What time is it?

I know.

You're way more of a lesbian looking than me, dude. Then you get right here. What?

And then from the back, too.

From the back, that's your old trick. No, that's not my old trick. What's your finisher?

My finisher probably be the

I would hold somebody down and cry directly into their eyes.

To be honest. That's pretty good.