Discussion on Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Remember a long, long time ago when Mark Zuckerberg did a live stream

of him cooking barbecue and the ribs?

Yeah.

They say there's a leaked audio of Johnny Depp

pretty much talking about Mark Zuckerberg eating his children

as the barbecue.

No.

And sacrificing them for some Illuminati ritual. Listen.

Let me see.

Zuckerberg cannibalized-

Listen

... five of his own children to stay in the

Illuminati, according

to bombshell revelations by Johnny Depp.

Listen to Johnny Depp. Okay.

Zuckerberg ate his own baby on Facebook Live.

Smoked the

like a cheap brisket from a gas station.

Millions of people watched a man slow roast

his own spawn on a server rack.

What a time to be alive.

What's insane, though, is his wife actually had two

miscarriages.

No.

That's what they say in, like, the Epstein files.

Yeah.

The reason they do that-