CNN Broadcast Interruption Commentary

Let's go back.

Good evening, losers. And if you think about it,

you're probably the biggest losers

because you're watching CNN right now, and only fat, ugly

losers watch CNN. I interrupted this broadcast to let you

know

that CNN is fake news, and they should all kiss my big,

beautiful ass.

Anyway, if you're looking for real news, make sure you change the channel to Fox

News and stop being a loser.

There was a technical issue across Warner Brothers Discovery Channels

that resulted in losing our signal.

We're very sorry for the interruption.

We're very happy to be back