Ballon d'Or Trophy Heist Drama
And after an extraordinary season with Paris Saint-Germain-
Wait, who are you?
I'm Vini Jr.
You're not Vini.
Ladies and gentlemen, after an extraordinary year of football,
the
moment has arrived. The winner of the 2026 Ballon d'Or
is...
Wait, what's happening here? Did someone just steal the trophy?
The players are running after him. Can you believe this?
Well,
some of the players.
Mejor nos quedamos, ¿no?
Sí.
Mbappe is after them. Haaland chasing the thief.
Haaland's joining the chase.
Hey, you, can we get a picture?
Come on.
Joder, tío. Qué susto nos has dado.
Come on, I've got a thief to catch.
It's not like you were gonna win it anyway.
The Ballon d'Or has been stolen, and the leading candidates are now
chasing the thief.
He's catching him. Dembele is gaining.
Regardez Dembele. Il vient de comprendre qu'il est en
direct.
Attention, attention.
Looks like nobody can catch him. Mbappé might be our only
hope. Wait a second, I think Mbappé is the
thief.
Who are you?
I'm Vini Jr.
Look, Bellingham is running towards the thief
alongside some random guy.
I'm Vini Jr.
Oh, mais juste derrière lui, il va l'attraper.
Mané just reached for his brother.
Qu'est-ce qu'il
peut
passer?
Thanks, mate. I was never gonna catch him.
Attrapez-le. Attrapez-le. Regardez la vitesse
de cheval.
You've gotta be kidding me. And now Harry Kane is after him.
Puede ser. Un autobus vient de frapper le passing
Harry
Kane. La vie de l'homme s'est échappée avec le
ballon d'or.
I don't know who was driving that bus, but he deserves a raise.
On dirait que ce n'est pas terminé.
Oli et Mbappé ont l'air d'avoir un plan B.
Ils vont sauter par-dessus le bus à cheval.
Il y a les volées.
Regardez, regardez. C'est comme si le temps s'était
arrêté. C'est
complètement
fou. Il a sauvé.
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