Detective Interviews Action Movie Characters for a New Partner

Sorry, partner. I'm getting too old for this shit.

You're gonna have to find yourself another partner.

Great. I can't wait.

You follow orders?

Absolutely.

You ever lie to your superiors?

Never.

You're lying right now.

See? We make a great team.

Next. You can take those off.

I can.

Great. We're communicating. Next.

I heard you're a hell of a sniper.

I was asking about you.

You gotta remember now, you shoot great,

but I'm a great shooter.

Great.

Shoot me. You got a problem taking orders?

Depends who's giving them.

Me.

Well, we just met.

Next.

Hey, I was in Loaded Weapon most-

So Frank, what makes you think you'd be a good-

I was being interviewed for a new job.

The detective seemed like a decent man, if you ignored the hair, the attitude, and

the obvious psychological problems.

Ahem. You know I can hear you, right?

I pity the fool.

I pity the fool.

I pity the fool.

I pity the fool.

I pity the fool.

Next.

You ever bend the rules?

No.

Ever think about it?

No.

Yeah, this probably won't work.

Why'd you ask for a transfer out here?

Hey man, you got anything heavier than this?

Heavier? You people really are trigger happy.

What do you mean you people?

Next. So what happened at Nakatomi?

Wrong place, wrong time.

You took out a whole gang of terrorists.

Yeah.

Like I said.

Who's your partner?

Well, that's what we're trying to find out.

I said, who's your partner?

Next.

You believe in luck, Harry?

Sometimes.

You feel lucky today?

Do you,

punk?

You want some?

No, I'm good.

You look familiar. Have we met?

People say I look like some actor.

No idea who you're talking about.

Hmm.

Next.

You wanna be my new partner?

Leo, you're a funny guy.

Funny how?

What?

Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?

Leo.

How the am I funny?

Okay, okay, okay .

You still looking for a partner?