Political Comedy Skit on Democrats, Fat-Shaming and LinkedIn Pronouns

So the Democrats won, huh? Yes, we totally crushed them.

I kinda understand it because Trump was getting retarded.

Did you just say the R word? Yeah. Did not mean to offend you.

I was just trying to make some small talk.

You saw a woman and immediately wanted to have sexes with me?

Well, no, not really. You're not really my type.

Oh, so now you're fat-shaming me? Police, he fat shamed me.

So why are you here?

Oh, I removed my pronouns from LinkedIn.