Unconventional Ways to Make Money

Ethical ways that I made money

off of men when I was broke

number one I allegedly used to go on

candy dad dates

where I would sit across from this

like 80 year old man

And I would make $500 to sit there

for an hour sometimes an hour and a half.

I never touched him I never kissed him.

I never hugged him I never even so

much like made physical contact

With his arm and I continued to see him

until he goes to me because I'm pretty sure he died

Number two one time a man paid

my roommate and I to step on a cake

and uber package it back to his house

I think he paid us like $300 for that

number three again. This is all alleged.

I made a $1,000 for making out with

a random man for 10 minutes.

It was literally timed on my phone number

four I used to make men pay me

to send me like Inappropriate DMS on Instagram

like if you were thirsting my DMS

and you wanted me to respond

I would respond back and forth with you

and there was one man who paid me

like upwards of a thousand dollars

for I think It was like 10 minutes

of me pretending that I was pregnant with his child

Number five this random man paid me to wear

an outfit from my Instagram.

I literally put the outfit on

Turned around and I got paid like 500 bucks

number six This one actually isn't payment

But I had this random guy order me a TV

to any target that I wanted

and I went and picked up the TV Took it home.

It's literally sitting in my living room

It's like a 65 inch TV

and I never heard from him again

the last one I used to have in my tinder bio

Venmo for a surprise and

The surprise was you would get blocked

and I would make several hundred dollars a month on that

until I got banned for life

And I later tried to make new profiles

like years and years later with different photos

different phone number And yeah, I'm permanently banned.

You guys have any unconventional ways that you've made money

off of men Let me know in the comments

and again for legal purposes. This is all alleged

and I never did any of this.

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