Dark Humor in Hollywood Success

It's going great. I've been looking all over for you.

The people at the Red Roof Inn told me you were over here, so-

Crazy

... here's the thing.

I have been

really, really happy since I've moved to

Hollywood, because I did the niftiest,

neatest, coolest thing. I totally sold my soul to Satan.

I had to kill a young child to do it, but it's awesome because ever since I've

done

it, I've been totally rich. I, I made Scooby-Doo.

I've got two more movies going into production in April.

What's one kid when it, you know, comes to all my talent

that I have to share with

the world? People say bad things about the dark lord.

I think he is a sweet and swell guy. So anyway, I, I'm, I, I just got

a new deal with Disney to create a movie called Phlegm

Wallaby, about a jive-talking, rapping

wallaby made of phlegm.

Everyone I tell it to laughs so hard at everything I say.

In fact, when I talk, people are pretty much laughing all the time ever

since I

sold my soul to Satan. And anyway, praise Satan.

Cra-