Dreaming of Being an Astronaut and Claims the Moon Landing Was Faked

I wanna be an astronaut.

Oh, you wanna be an astronaut? Well, that's great. You can be an astronaut.

All you have to do is study flying or science, and maybe

someday you could be the first astronaut to walk on the moon.

No.

There already was an astronaut who first walked on the moon.

Well, no, not really. Um, that wasn't

real.

Uh, see, there was this thing called the Cold War,

and in

order to beat the Russians, we kind of faked that.

That never happened.

See how there's no windows on the side and see underneath where there's, like, a

pod thing? What's that, right? Take a look at this wreckage.

See how there's no plane parts on the ground there?

What does that look like?

A mytho.

I wanna be an astronaut