Interview with Bruce Willis on Humor

You can't smoke in here. Do me the...

You can't smoke.

Thank you.

Uh, hello. Welcome to another edition of Between Two

Ferns.

Uh, my name is Zach Galifianakis, and, uh, my guest today is Bruce

Willis, um, movie star and

harmonicist.

What was that, a wasp? W-

Are there wasps in here?

Sorry.

So, uh,

how many children do you have?

Three.

Three.

Which is your favorite, Ashton?

Do you, do you get his tweets?

Like, you call him and go, "Hey, I got your tweets.

Pretty good tweeting today."

When you were making The Whole Ten Yards, were you ever worried that it would be

too good?

I'll just, I'll just keep moving.

Did you know that some actors turn down roles?

I- Any plans to reboot the Grumpy Old Men

franchise?

Bruce, I'm gonna need you to loosen up a little

bit.

This, this is, um, hard for me. I'm very...

I'm, I'm intimidated, and you don't seem to be answering the

questions that I,

um...

How, how we started?

We're not doing the interview now, right?

No, no, no, we've been doing it

for about four minutes.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about, Willis?

You ever heard that before?

No.

It's a little easy, I gotta tell you.

Look who's talking.

There we go.

It's

product placement.

Under the armpits?

Sorry.

Let's talk about, uh, where do you, where do you keep your Oscar, your

Oscar trophy?

I mean, your, uh,

Blockbuster Entertainment Award.