Comedic Commentary on Latino Women

We also gotta do something about these Latino women.

I mean, they're out of control. When they're young,

they're absolutely beautiful

with their big, beautiful booties, dancing salsa, and smiling all the

time. You know, sexy mamacitas drinking margaritas

and having a great

time. Then for some reason, right after you marry them,

they suddenly look

horrible. They grow a mustache, they hit you with the chancla all the

time,

and they gain like 200 pounds overnight. Look at 'em.

Look at those ugly Latinas walking out of the room right now.

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Anyway, we're the hottest country anywhere in the

world. Believe me.