Dialogue about Relationships and Exes

That's not what I need.

I asked for the worst partner.

Look what I found.

You mean me?

No need for searching. Give all I say.

Thank you, next.

Who else?

Just try not to embarrass me.

Thank you, next. Thank you, next.

Is this another joke?

I'm so fucking grateful for my ex. Thank you,

next.

Seriously? That was terrible.

Thank you, next.

I'm trying.

I'm so fucking grateful for my ex.

Then why did you pick me?

Thank you, next.

Just follow my lead.

Match my pace.

Thank you, next.

Thank you, next.

Thank you, next.

We did it.

Don't get cocky. It's basic.

You can find someone better tomorrow.

Tomorrow, same seat.

You still want me?

Someone has to teach you.

Oh, right.