Strait of Hormuz Dispute: Iran and the US in a Satirical Dialogue

China, you can go through.

All of you can go through.

Hurry up, hurry up, all of you just go through.

What do you mean? They can all go through but when it comes to me, I can’t? Just shut up, will you, and hurry up and tell Israel to stop meddling in other people’s business.

In Lebanon.

You can.

But you must give up your nuclear program. I promised you that many years ago, and you not only canceled the deal, you even bombed me.

All right then, I can only use this move.

I’ll set up a blockade in front of you.

This time not even you can get through.

You really have no shame. How is what you’re doing any different from a bandit?

How did you know I like Pirates of the Caribbean?

You’re the only one who can design things, huh? Okay, okay, okay, let’s negotiate: permanently open the Strait of Hormuz, will that do?

How can you say something so shameless?