Breakfast Conversation About Eggs

We went to breakfast this morning.

My husband got an omelet, and I got scrambled eggs.

And then out of the blue, my husband goes, "I really like the kind of eggs

that this place uses."

So I was like, "What do y- what do you mean?

Like, what, what do you mean the kind of eggs?"

And then

he just, he points at his plate, he points at my plate, and he's like,

just, "Well,

like, well, like, look at them. Look at them.

They're so nice." And I'm like, "What?" I'm like, "But what do you mean,

like, the

kind of eggs? Like, do you think...

Like, do you think it... Like, do you think they're from a different

animal, like,

other than a chicken? Like, what do you mean the kind of eggs?"

And he goes, "No,

of course not. What are you, dumb?"

Me? I'm the,

I'm the dumb one?

What, but, but what do you mean the kind of

eggs? And he was like... 'Cause he said the kind of eggs

that they use,

right? And he goes, "Well, just, like, look.

Like, look at the, the perf- perfect color, and they're fluffy."

And I'm like,

"Well, maybe you mean, like, you like how they

cook their eggs?"