Taxi Ride with a Friendly Driver

I love him. I love him. We don't understand a fuck what he's

saying, but I love

him. You're a good guy, yeah? Huh?

Good guy.

Good guy. Yeah, good guy.

So there I am in a taxi with my friend.

Say hello.

Hello. Say hello.

Hello.

Salaam Alaikum.

Huh? Salaam Alaikum.

Salaam Alaikum. We have to go, uh,

straight, straight,

straight,

straight, and then, uh, ogush.

Lovely guy, but he doesn't understand a word I'm

saying. But what's your name?

What's your name?

Mimi.

Mimi? Tom? Tom? Tom? To-

Yeah.

You don't know your name. Oh, okay. But guys, he's a lovely guy.

He's a lovely guy.

Spanish no.

Spanish no. Eh, ingles no.

Ingles.

Solo Arabic.

Ah.

Arabic.

Arabic, yeah.

Oh, oh, by the way, we have to go left here. Here, see?

Yeah.

Left.

This is... I'm just pointing in directions, man.

I love him. I love him. We don't understand a fuck what he's

saying-

Yeah

... but I love him. You're a good guy, yeah? Huh?

Good guy.

Good guy. Yeah, good guy.

Love it. Love it, guys. So yeah, um, even though

people don't speak, uh, much, uh, English here

or Spanish or other languages, especially the elderly people, lovely

people. Lovely people.

Tetouan, yeah, Tetouan.

Tetouan. Is see Tetouan?

Tetouan.

Yes, I know, brother. I know.

Hamam El Baida.

Huh?

Hamam El Baida.

Hamama Baida.

Hamam El Baida. Tetouan. Hamam El Baida.

Oh, Hamam El Baida is the area here.

Yeah.

Ah, Tetouan. Hamam El Baida.

Baida.

Bai- Baida. Okay. Okay.

Tetouan. Hamam El Baida.

Tetouan. Hamam El Baida. Okay, brother. Okay.

Ah.

Yeah. Oh, you have no teeth, so... Oh.

Ah, yeah, they took it away. So yeah, guys, I have, uh-

Spanish?

Huh?

Spanish? Spanish.

No, no, no, no Spanish, no Spanish. Hollandesa.

Hollanda.

Hollanda. Hollanda.

Randa.

Holanda.

Holanda.

Si. Oui. Oui.

Morocco?

Morocco.

Moroc- Tetouan.

Tetouan. I am Tetouan.

Yeah, you live in Tetouan. Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a good guy.

Yeah.

Belgic.

Huh?

Belgic.

Ah, Belgic. Belgic. Yes, Belgic. I see, I see, I see, I see.

In Holland I have a car, but here-

Yeah

... I depend on taxi drivers like you.

Policia.

Yeah, policia. Stop. Para, para, para, para.

Para, para.

Para, para, para.

How much is it? How much? Dirham. How much?

Dirham.

He's charging me,

uh, 10 dirhams for this ride, and I was in a ta- in his

taxi, like maybe, maybe 20 minutes.

I'm gonna give him way more. Okay. Okay.

10 dirham.

Happy.

That's it. 10 dirham. You're a good guy, brother.

Let's give him... Let's give him... He's asking for 10 dirhams.

Let's give him 200, 20 euros. Let's make his day.

Dirham.

My friend,

for you.

I wish you all the best. Shukran, brother.

Shukran. Love to you, man. Love to you. Love to you.

Okay. Let's go. Let's go.

Yeah.

As-salamu alaykum. As-salamu alaykum.

Salaam.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Adios. Sala.

Okay. Adios, adios, adios. Good luck, ladies. He's a good taxi driver.

Thank you.

Trust him.

Thank you.

He's a good guy. He's good. And give him enough tip, huh?

Give him tip. Okay.

What a lovely guy. Absolute legend, that guy.

What a legend.