English transcript

So now Netanyahu is giving the world the opportunity to protect its own Jewish citizens.

Otherwise, we'll have to do it.

And all the keyboard Jew-haters, we're not going to waste our time on rednecks and hicks

who have an average IQ of 70.

We live rent-free in your heads anyway.

And no, no need to worry about committing suicide.

You've all seen this trend, I assume, of the heroically anti-Israeli stating how, wink-wink,

they wouldn't be committing suicide, suggesting that Israel or the Jews may want to take them

out.

Yeah, right, those who are talking about how 2% or, more correctly, 0.2% of the world population

controls everything.

Well, sorry to disappoint you idiots.

We are a bit more sophisticated than that.

Give us a little credit.

First off, our abilities and technical skills—backdoors to chips and every piece of technology out

there that you're using—we know everything about you already.

If we did want to waste our time on you, it wouldn't be through suicide.

It would be what you least expect, and by someone you would never consider a threat.

Like the girl who hit on you last night.

Or the guy sitting next to you right now in the bar.

Or seated next to you at a football game.

Maybe your doctor.

Maybe your neighbor.

Heck, it could be even your best friend.

We work the long run, and we're everywhere, and we look just like any one of you.

Here, you see?

I have this book.

I just found this book of my friend David here, who wrote this book.

David Cutts, who wrote this book a few years ago, and you see the pictures.

How Jews look like any one of you.

And then, you may be surprised about what we can or cannot do.

It reminds me of a story a few years ago when I was director of the government press office.

There was a journalist from Luxembourg here who didn't really deal with journalism.

What we saw was he was doing most of the time was participating in different demonstrations

against Israel, in the streets of Israel, in the territories, and always acting against

the state of Israel.

So we checked to see if he's a political protester, why are we considering him a journalist?

So we looked into his activities, and we found that he didn't meet any of the criteria.

He was not sent from abroad.

He was not paid by a media organization.

He did not have more than one piece a week.

He was doing nothing but participating in these demonstrations with the left wing in Israel.

So we decided to not give him a press card and not continue having his visa to be president

of Israel.

And when we did that, I suddenly get a call from my contact in the Israeli security service,

the security agency, the Shabak.

And they said to us, we want you to give him a press card.

And I was surprised.

I said, why do you want us to give him a press card?

He's a political activist.

Give him a press card.

He's working for us.

I was shocked.

So we give him a press card.

The funny thing is that about two years later, when we had to renew his press card, I get

a call from the same contact and he says to me, if you decide that this year you don't

want to give him a press card, it's fine by us.

I found out he stopped working with them.

Before he was working for the money, it was very exciting for him to work undercover,

exposing all of his contacts and all of his relations and everything that those demonstrators

against Israel was doing.

So with that said, as you can see, when I say it could be anybody, it can be anybody.

It can be Candace or Tucker or maybe even Fuentes.

Hmm.

I wonder, what do you think?

Ah, no.

Speaking of which, my connections at Mossad tell me that there are Christmas bonuses ready

for all you guys for a job well done.