9/11 Conspiracy Theories and Humor

The official 9/11 narrative is that brown people are geniuses

now, who coordinated the most sophisticated

terror campaign ever

before seen that bypassed the world's biggest defense budget and then was never

able to even remotely replicate anything like it again.

Honestly, I'm just impressed that people from the Hidden Sand Village

could fly

airplanes at all, let alone Steph Curry half court no-scope

them

into three really important buildings with perfect aim.

That is a 9/11 miracle, and it turns out there's a lot of miracle

work going on with 9/11. So let's first start with God's chosen

miracle, the Jewish one. A month and a half before

9/11, this guy becomes the new owner of the Twin

Towers after signing

a 99-year lease for $3.2 billion. You might be

thinking to yourself, "Wow, this guy looks very honest and

trustworthy." His name is Larry Silverstein.

You, you can't make this up. Larry did what any responsible Jew would

do after

buying anything. He finagled a never-before-seen insurance

policy that

covered the towers for double their value.

His policy request was so retarded that the broker had to bring

together 25 different insurance lenders to give him what he asked for,

making him one of the first people in American history to get terrorism

insurance on a commercial building.

And as we know, days later, Kamar and Pajit Allahu Alley-Oop

slam dunk two planes into the towers, reducing Larry's multi-billion

dollar investment into a pile of rubble and the biggest insurance payout in the

history of the world. Sadly, Larry couldn't make it to work on 9/11,

and unfortunately is still alive to this day.

Roaming the earth, waiting for Satan to reclaim his soul back

to the underworld.

But trust me, it's not just rich Jews that God blesses miracles with.

The government gets its fair share as well.

September 10th, the day before 9/11, retards at the Pentagon announced

$2.7 trillion in missing funds,

only to have a Tuscan raider park a Boeing 757 directly

in their accounting department the next day, 32 minutes after the second

tower was hit 225 miles away. Three buildings hit in less

than an hour? Now, that's a 9/11 miracle, baby.

Building 7, the Twin Towers' cute little loli sister,

located

1600 feet away from the impact site, quietly fell straight into the

ground seven hours after the Twin Towers.

The news and the people that run it blamed a small office fire,

but every single

structural engineer ever calls that impossible.

That's what the physics shows.

Saying it was a controlled demolition.

A perfect controlled demolition of an intact building.

It is too bad engineers don't believe in miracles. Total miracle death.

Now, I still have some questions, and they're questions that miracles can't

quite answer. Why did Leslie Robertson, lead engineer for the Twin Towers,

say that she literally designed them to withstand the impact of a Boeing

707 airplane? Until 9/11, no steel structure in history has ever

collapsed due to a fire, so how the did it happen three times in a

row in one day?

Why did hundreds of survivors report explosions?

There was an, a heavy-duty explosion.

Inside the lobby.

It was this big explosion.

Continuous explosions.

Floor by floor.

Yeah, down it hit it. Yeah.

As if they were planned to take down a building. Boom, boom, boom.

Why did three of the plane hijackers have a US Naval Air

Station military base as their primary address of residence on

their driver's license? Why did NIST admit they deliberately

avoided searching for

explosive residues in their official investigation?

Why did a dozen independent researchers find thermite and explosive

materials at Ground Zero? Why is it okay for this to do whiteface,

but when

I do Blackface, it becomes this huge problem all of a

sudden?

Who is E-Team, and why were they a group of Israeli artists

living in the towers

with unrestricted access leading up to 9/11?

Speaking of which, who are the dancing Israelis, and why

were they jailed and

deported for filming and celebrating the towers collapsing?

Here were revealed as Mossad assets who were arrested after cheering

and high-fiving and videotaping, uh, the crash of the airplanes

into the World Trade towers.

Why did thousands of the world's top engineers and architects form an

entire organization to challenge the official 9/11 lies

and narrative? And why would anyone ever make a T-shirt

immortalizing and commemorating this disgusting

attack on the American nation by its own

government? And why is it for sale on my website?

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