Controversial Hadith Interpretation

Did you know that the Prophet Muhammad had intercourse with thirty

black men in one night? The story is narrated by Ibn

Masud, a close friend of Prophet Muhammad.

He says that one night, Prophet Muhammad took him out to the

desert and drew a

line in the sand and told him not to cross it.

Muhammad then says that if he does cross the line,

he will perish or

be punished. Once it becomes nighttime, Ibn Masud narrates that a bunch

of black people came out with their hair and their bodies

fully exposed, not wearing any clothes.

Ibn Masud then says, and again, I'm not joking, that they came

and started riding the messenger of Allah all night

long. Many Muslims will try and say that this hadith is not authentic, but

keep in mind, it was written by a friend of Muhammad.

Not to mention, it's not only in one hadith, but two.

Other Muslims will try and claim that this word riding doesn't actually

mean

riding. However, other Islamic texts literally use the

exact

same Arabic word to describe riding an animal.

Not to mention, the same phrase is also used as a euphemism for

intercourse. This Arabic dictionary literally defines

it as

having intercourse. It only gets worse from there because we

actually

know why Muhammad would want to be ridden by all of these

men. You see, there was a myth going around in Muhammad's time

that said

if you receive the semen from another man, you are actually

able to have the same strength as that man.

This is so important because the hadith says that the people Muhammad slept

with were as if they were Zut. This is a reference to the Al

Zut, who were known for their sexual prowess

and strength.

So Muhammad, peace be upon him, or I guess Al Zut be upon

him, was trying to gain the strength of these

Al

Zut. This is probably why Sahih al-Bukhari

brags that the prophet

had the strength of thirty men. Actually, no, he didn't just have it, he

was given it. You would probably expect someone to be

extremely exhausted from all of this riding, and that's exactly what

Muhammad experienced. He returned very weary and exhausted

due to what he had ridden. Poor Muhammad, he probably

needed some comforting after that, which is exactly why Muhammad then

puts his head into the lap of his friend and falls

asleep there. Seems like maybe Muhammad

was looking for a little bit

more Al Zut. Keep in mind, Muslims, Muhammad is the perfect

example of how we are to live. I can't wait to see all of you getting

Zuted

this Ramadan. God bless.