COVID Vaccine Controversy and Claims

Thank you very much. Thank you for those kind words,

uh, Mark Wayne. Thank you to Jim O'Neill,

to Tom Szydnik, to Marty Makary,

and to Wendy as well. Thank you for that, for

sharing your story. Uh,

it's with a heavy heart that I'm announcing that

the conspiracy theorists were right again.

COVID mRNA vaccines caused a litany of injuries

including, including but not limited to turbo cancer,

heart failure, extreme blood clotting, and perhaps gayness.

Um,

that's a chicken and egg problem that we're still, um, we're

still investigating. The implications are

substantial, and

there's no easy way to say this.

Anthony Fauci is a goblin

and if you weren't gay prior to taking the vaccine,

there's a massive chance that your sudden desire to binge the Bravo

Channel and watch Tim Walz rallies

isn't an accident.