Critique of Israeli Actions and Perceptions

Do you know who I am?

I speak on behalf of the Jewish people.

My name is Anat Murad, and I'm from Israel.

Have you heard of Israel?

You have? Well, I hope you heard only good things.

We in Israel believe in shooting ourself in the foot.

We don't waste any time.

We do exactly everything upside down

because that way

we can be special, God's chosen people.

Another thing is, after we shoot ourself in the foot, we

blame the Palestinians because to blame the

Palestinians is a very special honor

that only we get to do. Do you ever get to blame

Palestinians for what you do, your crimes?

It's much easier to go through life that way, trust me,

especially when we are the biggest criminals in the world.

Do you remember when we bombed King David Hotel long time ago?

No? Good. Forget about that.

Remember what we did to the flotilla to Gaza?

You don't?

Good. Good. Stay ignorant. It's good for us.

And if you have, fool leftist, how dare you be

educated and know what's going on?