Weatherman Discovers the Secret Behind a Rival's Accurate Forecasts

Time to break out those umbrellas. Time to break out those umbrellas.

Time to break out those umbrellas. Time to break out those umbrellas.

Time now for a check of your local weather. Danny, what's in store for us?

Time to break out those umbrellas.

Expect scattered showers to develop after lunchtime and continue

into tonight.

Looks like we got clear and sunny skies, so it's a great day to get outside,

folks.

We got colder air moving in today. Expect three to six inches of snow.

Those milder temps there mean we're probably looking at rain instead of snow,

so

good news, everybody.

Best Chinese in the city.

Ugh.

You really are never right.

I'm trying, Pete.

I don't know what's going on.

We're gonna see extreme winds coming in from the north.

So I highly suggest a chin strap for that wig of yours, Bill.

We've been through this. This is, this is my hair.

Calm this afternoon with light winds out of the west. Back to you guys.

Thank you, Shane. Right now, mortgage rates are-

Really getting statistically impressive at this point.

Think he'd get it right at least once.

You guys just talking shit on me?

No.

No.

It's hard. This is hard. It's, I'm not-

Okay.

I'm trying.

Yeah, we know. We know.

Hey, hang in there.

It's all right.

And two pop flies and a ground out keeps the scoreless.

Bottom of the eighth after this.

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San Si, San Si, what will I see? Show me the weather.

Show me everything.

What?

What's up? I, uh, I brought you the meatloaf and the, the

rosemary potatoes like you asked for. What do you got for me?

Tomorrow is gonna be 68 degrees.

68 degrees. Thank you.

Cloudy. Thunderstorms.

Not trying to push you too hard here, but you got anything on the 10-day?

Mm-hmm.

Word. This is great. Thank you.

Enjoy the meatloaf.

Hey.

Hey, buddy. What are you doing in here? No, no, no, it's just, it's a mask.

It's a mask. See?

Oh, no, no. I'm not gonna hurt you. You making all those predictions, huh?

That's you? You wanna do that for me? We can be friends. Come on, we'll be good.

Come here, you little...

Okay, okay. There you go. There you go. Nice to see you.

What's this?

This is just cow shit. You're not even a magic wizard?

Anyone can do this.

You're not real.

I'm the real deal.

Is that horse even real?

But leave Frankie out of this.

What are you doing?

This guy's a fraud. He's not even magical at all.

You don't know his power.

Powers? He's not power-

There you go.

What a freaking moron.