First Date Conversations and Jealousy

Caught it.

Thank you. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. You smell good.

Thank you. You smell like poison ivy.

What's up, girl?

I don't like hearing you make plans with other women.

That shit is irritating as fuck. I'm not gonna lie.

Like, I'm over here trying not to act jealous-

Ah, shit

... or connected.

My girl walk in, now all them jokes is over.

Yeah, the jokes is done. Ain't shit funny.

She said, she said I done seen 15 white hoes in this

motherfucker.

Like, what the fuck?

What the fuck?

Where the color in this motherfucker?

Kyle put it together.

Oh, D- Kyle.

Yeah, but-

I'm concerned, boo

You want a mouth fuller?

Do I.

Here you go.

Where that mouth been?

Huh?

Where that mouth been, Drake?

What do you mean? Singing, singing the songs of the world sings back,

baby.

What you mean?

Mm. Ooh.

Here you go.

I know that's right. So the first question would be

what took you so long to run down on me? Like, why are these other bitches here?

Like, the jig is up.

Yeah.

'Cause I kinda feel like you did this shit for me, so.

Yeah.

I'm just saying, it's seeming a little orchestrated around

this mother.

The walls finna start coming down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What-

So what's that about?

No, it's just like, you know, I had to make it look natural.

That's what I was thinking.

Yeah.

You don't need to obvious.

Yeah. Yeah.

Stop.

You on honeymoon shit.

I'm blushing. Okay. So where we gonna go for our

honeymoon?

Oh, our honeymoon.

Yeah.

I wanna go, there's a place I wanna go in, um, Bodrum.

Bodrum.

Yeah, it's in Turkey.

Okay, so like-

It's a hotel

... hot air balloons.

I feel like every day I wake up, it's like a sky dive.

So I don't need to go sky diving.

It's so nice.

You understand what I'm saying?

Wait, what's rocky about it? You said sky, like-

No, I'm just saying like, it's li- like, life is just life, right?

Every day some new shit.

Yeah, so it's like s- I don't need to get in,

get in a fast car and drive 200

miles an hour. I just, like, I like to take life.

I wanna live life on the edge with you.

Okay, yeah.

Like, I just want-

Well, I just-

We can-

I just wanna go to, like, Bodrum and just, like, relax

Yeah, no, we can do the Bodrum thing. We can relax.

You get a tan. We drink a lot.

We can do it all.

Right?

A, B, C, D, audiobook.

Okay.

My next question.

Is?

My next question is what are we gonna name our daughter?

Deshae.

Who?

Ben.

I, Ben, I'ma whoop your ass.

What you been telling this man about me, Ben?

What kind of intel you been giving my nigga?

Ben.

What are you... I don't know what the- Don't listen to the vlog.

Can I do a bonus question, everybody?

Yeah.

I can do a bonus question?

Yeah. Run it. Run it.

I mean, it's like, d- I'm-

No, run it. Well, yes. Put it in.

Yeah, 'cause it's like-

Yeah.

... why am I so bored? This is the first date.