0:02

Are you, are you German or something? No, he doesn't understand you.

0:05

No, he's not. He does. Hit him. I assure you, come on.

0:09

It's fake, dude. No, I'm his wife. What did you say?

0:13

I do. No, tell me what the you said.

0:21

Are you scared? Breathe. You're so scared. Breathe.

0:24

No, get the off. Breathe. Do not do this.

0:28

Do it. Do it. Breathe, breathe, breathe.

0:31

Do not do this. Breathe. Do not do this or you're gonna get arrested.

0:34

I can, I can handle my own. Breathe. She had 23.

0:38

What? What? What is it? Breathe. Please stop this. Breathe. Breathe.

0:43

Stop this or I'm, I'm never gonna talk to you again.

0:46

I love you. Stop this or I'm never gonna talk to you again. Listen to me right now.

0:49

Baby. Go sit down right now or I'm never gonna talk to you again.

0:52

Listen to me right now. He's not doing anything.

0:54

He's not doing anything. Listen to me right now.

0:56

No, he's not. He's not. Just listen to me. He did. He did.

0:58

He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. Listen. He's not. He's not.

1:03

He's not. He was not talking to me. Listen to me. Baby, stop it.

1:08

Stop it. Listen to me. Listen to me right now. Listen to me right now, okay?

1:12

Baby, I love you. I get it, but just don't do this.

1:15

Please do not do this. Do not do this. Do not do this. He didn't say anything.

1:19

He did not say anything. No, he did. He did not say anything.

1:22

He's having a personal conversation with his wife.

1:24

He did not say anything. Please listen to me right now.

1:30

He was defending me. Stop it. Stop it right now.

1:39

I'm not talking about immigrants. Stop it. Stop it. Do not say that.

1:41

I'm not talking about immigrants. Stop it. Stop it. Do not say that.

1:44

Do not say that.

1:47

Do not say that. That's so dark. immigrants.

1:52

You know what? I'm an immigrant. You know I'm an immigrant too.

1:55

You know that, right? I know, but I was not serious.

1:59

So I was like- Yeah, but- Hey. Okay? Listen to me. laughing about it.

2:12

Thank you.

2:19

Hit me with a right hook right now. Let me know what you got.

2:21

No, hit me with a right hook. Let me know what you got.

2:24

Right here. Pretend it's his face. Pretend it's his face.

2:29

Oh. No one . Oh.

2:35

How about you get the out of our country?

2:37

Do not. Do not. Why, why did I vote? That's dark. Stop. Why did I vote?

2:45

You don't want the country. Why'd you let her cook?

2:49

I'll get off of the next topic. Who let her cook?

2:54

Me. Why did I let her cook?

2:59

Dave, it's not okay. No, what you're saying is not okay. It's not okay. We're one and three.

3:04

It's not good. I love you, but- Honestly, it's just-

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