Spanish → English transcript

Has any celebrity ever written to you?

Ever?

I’m not going to tell you the name. Tell me the team, no,

I’m kidding. He is... right now he’s the apple of the

world’s eye, so you get what I mean. He’s trending

everywhere. I’m going to tell you how he

talked to me because it’s pathetic. He sent me one of those

one-second pics… But wait, is he

Spanish, not Spanish, or…?

I told you he is... the eye of the world, he’s

trending, you just think whatever you want to think.

Ah, damn. Think. He sent me a little pic of

one second with a wad of cash and a Louis Vuitton

bag. Seriously or not?

I think it’s pathetic. But what I don’t get is how

Fati Vázquez could fall for it, I mean, I thought she

was smarter. Damn, so you’re

talking about… Don’t say it. Shh. Don’t say it.

I told you I wasn’t going to tell you the name.

But come on, I mean… I also told you the

story so that he can’t use that tactic anymore

and the girls know about it, because

I know he writes to quite a few. I mean, what’s

the trick, that he sends you a killer little photo?

A killer little photo that is staged, because

it is more than staged. Then I said to him… “Let’s

see, send me a photo of how you look right now.”

And obviously it was a different moment. I mean, I think it’s

pathetic. And what, you think that just because you have a wad

of bills or you are a footballer you’re going to win me over?

And just like that, all right, off you go home, and then…

we go off to the hotel. But did he… did he send you

a photo like that and that was it?

Or did he say, “Hi, how’s it going, how are you?”

No, no, he sent me the photo. Literally.