Jewish Humor and Jokes

What's Jewish foreplay?

20 minutes of haggling.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews?

Harry gets to take the train back.

Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?

They give them gas.

What does a Jewish pedophile say? "Hey, kid wanna buy some

candy?"

A Jewish boy asks his father for $20.

Father replies, "$10. What in the world do you need $5 for?

I'd be happy to give you a dollar. Here's a quarter."