Quiz on US Government and Geography

Who is Donald Trump's vice president?

Am I supposed to know this?

Couldn't tell you. Don't pay attention.

I couldn't tell you.

Uh,

JD Vance.

Vice president, vice president.

I don't know.

J-

JK Rowling.

You're a wizard, Harry.

Name the three branches of government.

I don't know why I chose to do this.

Oh, God, I'm ba- I'm bad with all this.

Congress.

I'm conservative.

Republican, Democrat.

Judicial, legislative.

Executive.

Give me a hint. I don't know.

Jew-

Jewish?

This whole thing's off the rails. Like, are you not gonna be, even air this?

What is the first amendment of the Constitution?

I have no idea.

I'm allowing you to do it right now.

Oh, free will?

I got nothing.

Freedom of speech?

I need help.

I need help. I need help.

What is the second amendment of the Constitution?

The right to vote?

I don't know.

I have no idea.

You have two of 'em.

This is a trick question. I don't know.

Bear arms?

You packing?

The right to go places?

You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need

to go.

How many Supreme Court justices are there?

20.

101.

Lower.

55.

13.

Seven?

Higher.

Eight.

Nine.

Name a justice.

What do you mean?

Amy-

Winehouse.

I got nothing.

Sonia-

Gomez.

Samuel-

Adams.

John-

Summitt.

Ketanji-

Oh, I got nothing there.

Neil-

Armstrong.

Brett Kavanaugh?

I know Nancy something.

Nancy-

Pelosi

... she's not a justice.

Oh. We just call my dog Nancy Pelosi.

What is this? What is this?

Who was president in the 1990s?

How am I supposed to know this?

1990s? I wasn't even alive.

Before Bush.

I can't really give you anything.

Oh,

Joe Clinton?

FDR.

Clinton.

I got nothing.

I'm real- I should not have done this.

His wife ran for president.

Who?

I have no idea.

She wanted to break a glass ceiling.

Why would you wanna do that?

We tried everything. We tried chisels and screwdrivers and

hammers.

Name a state that borders California.

I don't know anything history.

That's geography.

Kentucky.

Florida.

Uh, Oregon.

Colorado?

I'm trying to think of, uh, maybe what's to the left.

Well, that's the Pacific Ocean.

Got it. Yep.

I worry about this generation of kids.

It's a national emergency.

We're at the Jersey Shore.

Yep.

What is the capital of New Jersey?

Princeton?

Newark.

No.

I, no, I'm not, I'm not that silly. I know it's Newark.