Dialogue from a Crime Drama Scene

160, 161, 162,

163.

Damn, motherfucker.

I lost count.

John Cobra.

Pack your things, you've been bailed out.

About damn time.

Okay, great. So we've got one pair blue denim jeans,

one black thermal

Henley shirt, one black leather belt, one pair black leather

ankle boots, and that is everything all accounted for.

Great doing business with you. If you'll just sign here.

Where's my shades?

Oh,

how did these get there?

I hope you didn't drop the soap.

Good to have you back, brother.

Good to be back.

I'm sorry it took so long to get you out.

The paperwork got buried.

Somebody didn't want you walking out of there.

Somebody.

We need to find out who buried it.

You get what we needed in there?

Most of it.

Most of it?

Names, routes, drop points up and down the coast, but there

are a few people we

need to go visit to get the rest.

What kind of people?

The kind that don't like visitors.

But first,

I need a nice juicy burger, Dutch.

I know just the place.

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

Can I take your order?

Is this a joke?

No, sir. This is Good Burger.

Give me the biggest burger you have.

Make it a double.

Would you like fries with that?

Sure. Why not?

And what can I get for you, sir?

I appreciate the offer,

but I don't eat here.

What is in this thing?

This is the best burger I have ever had in my entire life.

Hey, hey.

Why didn't you tell me this burger was this good?

I have been walking past this place for I don't know how long.

How did nobody tell me?

Dutch? John?

What? How? Why are you two in here? Get over here.

You have to try this burger. Forget everything you know about food.

Forget it.

This changes everything.

What the hell is he doing here?

I have no idea.

Please tell me you are not following us.

Following you?

I was here first.

Axel,

what are you doing in Florida?

I'm on vacation.

Bullshit.

Okay, fine, it's 40% vacation.

Axel.

20%.

The cartel you are chasing, Dutch,

they are in Beverly Hills, too.

Who authorized you to be anywhere near this case?

Captain Murtaugh.

Murtaugh brought you in?

Look,

stop looking at me like that.

All three of us go down to Miami headquarters and Murtaugh explains

everything.

Simple.

I love Miami.

I need to move here. I am completely serious.

I am putting my house on the market tomorrow.

The last thing Miami needs is you living here.

This burger is good.

See? I told you.

Well, would you look at that?

Three of you and three of us. You know what they call that?

Destiny.

We call it a red light.

You know what the problem was?

You.

The horns.

The horns on this car are too intimidating.

It was not the horns, Axel.

I told you to wait in the car.

You always say wait in the car. I am not a dog, Damon.

I did not say you were a dog. I said wait in the car.

Same thing.

17 pages. Somebody sat down and typed 17

individual pages about what you did.

Did they get the outcome right? 'Cause the outcome was perfect.

The outcome was a boat, Riggs. A very large, very expensive boat that

is now

sitting at the bottom of Biscayne Bay.

The bay is right there. Very convenient.

I'm too old for this shit.

Come in.

Riggs, we're done.

Jeez, Dutch, how much meat do you eat?

About 195 pounds a day.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Roger, I don't think you're too old for this

shit.

I think you're exactly the right age for this shit.

I'll have a beer, and my sister will have a Shirley Temple.

Where's Axel?

He's good.

Don't tell him that.

Oh, yeah, Tony,

look at this guy, man.

What is he wearing, man? Is that red leather?

Head to toe, man. Head to toe.

So

how did that thing in New York go?

It didn't exactly as planned, Tony, but the job, the

job got done.

What you mean, didn't go exactly as planned?

The guy, he had his kids in the car, Tony. His wife, too.

All of them together in the same car.

I could not blow up the car with them in it.

How'd you finish the job?

We both stopped at a red light.

I get out of the car,

and I took care of him myself.

You did the right thing.

Look,

I'm a bad guy, Tony,

but not that kind of bad guy. You take a chance, you take myself

untold. You got me living only

for the

night.