A Satirical Take on Islam, Four Wives and Domestic Violence
2 min Machine translated
I’m from JNU, and I have a thought about Muslims.
But it’s just my own opinion. Okay, we don’t have a group.
Honestly, I find Islam a very feminist religion.
Look, a Hindu daughter- in- law has a one- in- two chance of getting beaten.
She’ll get beaten or she won’t.
But a Muslim daughter- in- law’s chance of getting beaten could be one-fourth, one-fourth, one-fourth, one-fourth.
How nice, even if the husband beats someone every day, his wife’s turn comes around every four days.
She gets three days of rest. I’ll use less salt on Thursday.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday—chill. It’s so easy, you know, to waste your husband’s time.
As soon as he yells, “Who made this disgusting food?”
All four of you come out of the kitchen together.
Tell him, “I made it. Come on, take me on.”
Then lower your burqas and blend in.
And to confuse him, lower his mother’s burqa and bring her into the middle.
I think Aunty will calm them down herself.
That's a dirty thing to say! Brothers and sisters shouldn't fight like that.
Come on, let's find two brothers.
End of transcript · 193 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Hindi)
मैं ना JNU से हूँ और मेरा Muslims के बारे में कुछ सोचना है But मेरे अकेले का सोचना है।
ठीक है, हमारा कोई group नहीं है।
मुझे यार बहुत ही feminist religion लगता है Islam.
आप देखो एक हिंदू बहू के पीटने का chance है 1/2।
पिटेगी, नहीं पिटेगी।
But सिर्फ, सिर्फ एक मुस्लिम बहू के पीटने की probability हो सकती है 1/4, 1/4, 1/4, 1/4।
कितना अच्छा है पति रोज भी किसी को मार रहा है तो बीवी का number चार दिन में आ रहा है।
तीन दिन का rest तो मिल रहा है। Thursday को कम नमक डालूंगी Friday, Saturday, Sunday chill.
बहुत easy है पता है पति का time waste करना।
जैसे ही चिल्लाए, “किसने बनाया ये घटिया खाना?”
चारो एक साथ kitchen से बाहर आओ। उसे बता दो, “मैंने बनाया है, आ जाओ भिड़ ले।”
फिर बुर्खा नीचे करके mix हो जाओ।
और confuse करना है उसकी mummy का बुर्खा नीचे करके बीच में ले आओ।
मुझे लगता है aunty खुद ही शांत करा देंगी।
गंदी बात है ना! ऐसे नहीं लड़ते भाई बहन।
चलो किसी दो भैया को।
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