Satirical Travel Vlog on Global Issues

Get ready with me to spread light and love through global jihad,

Euro trip edition.

Time to fly.

I knew I was in for a bumpy ride when my morning talaat

was cut short on my FlyDu

Bai flight out to Paris.

Allahu akbar.

Terrorist!

No, no, no, stop. He's a-

Luckily, when I got to gay Paris, I found my people.

As you know, these peaceful demonstrations

are led by students who just wanna learn

and are protesting staff shortages in schools.

And if you're wondering why it looks like a rally for Palestine, it's because the

children in Gaza also have underfunded schools. We all just want peace.

After firebombing an historic town hall, I met up with my dear friend Greta, where

she showed me her new invention.

It's a grenade, but it's eco-friendly. I call it the Gretanade.

Next, it was time to hang the official flag of

education from the Eiffel Tower.

And boy, did I work up quite an appetite, so we decided to loot a supermarket.

Don't worry, it was Jew-owned. Until this Karen tried to use her white

privilege on

us. But thankfully, now that we have Sharia law, she

was able to get the flogging

she needed. Anyways, I'm so excited to keep conquering Europe,

so be sure to follow

for part two. The West is next. Death to America.