Traffic Stop Interaction Analysis

Roll it down? Why do you pull me over?

I'll tell you that if you roll it down. Why can't you tell me now?

Because the reason I pulled you over is you were yelling something from your car.

So what? Huh?

So what? That's why you pulled me over?

Because I'm yelling? Because I don't know if you need help or anything.

Oh, I don't need help. Thank you. Let me see your driver's license real quick.

I don't need help. Okay, can I see your driver's license?

What for? You didn't use your turn signal when you made a turn. Of course I did.

Let me see your driver's license. You can hear the sound on the dash cam too.

Let me see. You can just crack the window if that's what you want to do.

It's already cracked. I can't see that. Well, it doesn't matter. Here.

I don't wish to answer questions.

You have to let me know if there's a weapon in the car.

Did you not take the class? I did. Did they tell you you have to tell them?

When you demand identification, I have to display this.

That's what they told me in the class. That's what the law says.

If the officer wants to take the weapon...

And actually, if I don't display,

there's really not much you can do because there is no penalty attached to that.

I have to carry this if I'm carrying.

This... I don't answer questions.

Okay, so if you have a weapon in the car, then what?

You got one on your hip.

So what? Do I smell alcohol on your breath? No, you don't. How do I know?

Because you can't smell my breath.

You have to smell something coming. Oh, really?

Let's see. Let me do some field sobriety on you. I don't think so.

Okay. Yeah, where are you coming from? Huh? Where are you coming from?

You saw me where I was coming from. Are you done with this?

I'm done with that, yeah. Alright, cool. Where are you coming from?

I don't answer questions, I've already told you.

Let me know when I'm free to go.

Also, what is your name?

What's your name? Your name?

Sheriff, that's your name? Sheriff?

I'm not familiar with the English alphabet, sir.

Okay, can I have an incident number, please?

Oh, a ticket, a ticket, okay.

Sir, do me a favor, while I have you here,

okay, I don't want you exiting the vehicle because you have a weapon in the car.

Did I exit the vehicle? Did I exit the vehicle? Did I exit the vehicle?

Hey, can I... You do have a dash cam, right?

Very good. You can't just pull me over because I said fuck the police.

I hope you realize that.

Stupid fuck. I'm sorry? Do you have insurance on the vehicle? Yeah.

Can you show it to me, please? It doesn't come back.

Of course it comes back.

It's not on my system, it doesn't.

Also, it's not typical behavior for somebody to be yelling out of the vehicle.

Have you had anything to drink tonight?

Is that your current address, 1622? Is that a question?

Yes, sir, is that your current address? Do I answer questions?

Okay, I'll just assume that's incorrect, then. And why would you do that?

Did you read my address on the driver's license? It didn't have an address.

It didn't have an apartment number on your driver's license. Of course it does.

Let me see, can you verify?

You've already seen it.

I've already complied with that part.

I know, but I'm just saying,

it didn't have an apartment number. Of course it does. On your driver's license?

Man, man, man. Okay, I'll be right back.

Yeah, I say that I've

never met anybody quite like you that would yell at an officer doing their job,

but you have a great Let me understand,

may I ask you a question? Yeah, no, I have a question.

Can you get your supervisor here, please? Is the stop over?

If the stop is over, you may leave. All right.

Well, you said the stop is over, right? Okay, I'm not getting out.

Yeah, you open the door, let me get back to my car.

Okay, there is no need to draw your weapon, man.

Are you fucking drawing your weapon, you fucker?

I didn't get out of the car, you told me that already.

Yeah, did I get out of the car?

Go fuck yourself.

Yeah, right over there, you can.