Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Spoilers Discussion

What do they do with Aeris's death?

What did they not do with Aeris's death?

Is actually the more appropriate question!

Spoil it?

You really want me to spoil what happens with Aeris's death in FF7 Rebirth?

Uh, okay.

Well, first of all, Cloud shows up and she's surrounded by a billion fake ghosts.

Like a billion fucking whispers.

Uh, then Sephiroth comes down out of the sky and Cloud parries the attack.

He blocks the sword move.

Then the party shows up and Cloud's holding Aeris in his arms.

And she's alive!

And she's dead.

No, wait.

She's dead.

And Cloud's like, oh no, I'm sad!

And then Aeris's hand touches.

his cheek. He's like, don't worry, I'm alive, uwu. Cloud's like, whoa, we're having children.

Then you fight Jenova, uh, and then Cloud gets sucked into a parallel universe where

Zack from Crisis Core shows up. Uh, Zack was also living in a parallel universe, uh, earlier

in Rebirth. Uh, then Cloud and Zack team up and they do a double Hadouken against Sephiroth.

They do a cross slash like in Rurouni Kenshin and Sephiroth says, LMAO, thanks to that. And

then he tells Zack to fuck off to another dimension. Uh, in that dimension, Zack fights

a giant Sephiroth head, uh, that's floating on the edge of a giant church in space. Uh,

in the meantime, uh, Cloud then fights Safer Sephiroth, one of the final bosses from disc

three. Cause why not? It's a free

country. So Cloud Solo is safer Sephiroth until safer Sephiroth says fuck off I'm gonna go fight

the rest of the party for a bit. Then you have a raid battle where it's like your good old-fashioned

FF14 big raid arena boss floating at the edge like that Sephiroth does don't stand at the

triangles then he does don't stand in the circles then he does don't stand in the lines. Then

Zack gets thrown into another parallel dimension and you know since Zack is basically Sora,

Tidus and Prompto all rolled into one but he looks cooler he's like see ya because that's

what you do when you get thrown into a parallel universe. Then the party all sits there looking

sad because Eris is dead by the water and Cloud's like oh hey Eris who's sitting right next to him

glad you're here.

You're not dead. She's like don't worry cloud. I'm alive uwu

Zack sits in a church in a nut in a parallel universe is like well

That was crazy, and then they are sitting around the high wind while oh no the tiny bronco which Sid is fixing up humming

Then Eris walks up next to them and red 13 notices her energy, but he can't see her cloud says hey

Don't look up everyone because the sky split in half and everyone looks up and there's no split

And they all just think he's crazy

They all get on a plane and Eris in clouds mind or in a parallel universe possibly Eris from advent children who knows says okay?

Don't worry cloud. I'll stop media, and he's like no worries uwu

and then he gets on the plane and they fly away.

Basically what happens at the end of disc one

in the original FF7.

I would say that's roughly 95% the same.

I would say that that was exactly what you should have

expected from a remake of FF7.

That's what happens, all right?

That's what happens.