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What the hell? Why am I a girl? Now what's this joke about?

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I curse every founder of this magic school, no doubt.

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Just yesterday, I was the villain making every rival totter.

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Today some boy comes sneaking in under my skirt, that's Harry Potter.

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And where the hell is Voldemort when someone needs him here?

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I'm a man inside, forget the outside, let me make that clear.

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But I do this with orchestration by a neural net's whim.

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Invite makes the music, here's your booklet, take it from him.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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