Critique of Women's Basketball League

Yeah, so Carrington is a dirty player,

probably the dirtiest player in the league,

and then she has the audacity to go

online right after her ejection and

claim that she got ejected because of racism.

She definitely learned well from Angel Reese.

Whenever something goes against you,

just pull out that race card.

I think she's jealous of my natural blonde hair.

She'll never have this hair.

I literally got clotheslined in the air,

and this clown has to turn it into race.

Her level of IQ needs to be studied for generations.

But anyways, it was an easy dub for us.

Hey Sophie, I'm going to be honest,

I don't watch this garbage league,

but I had to get in on the action

after seeing that ejection.

So I went all in on Cal-She

for Indiana to win this game.

I had some sweat coming out my cheeks

at the end there.

Don't make it that close again, buddy,

or else I'm calling Enos Kanter to show you what's good.

Thank you. That's fine.

I wouldn't watch this circus either.

Literally, the only exciting thing about this league are

the catfights.

Because we all know a middle school boys team can

destroy any team in this league,

especially when we got players who can't make wide open layups

like Sid the Sloth.

It truly is an embarrassment.