Global Protests and Australia's Anti-Protest Laws

Hello, I'm from the government, here to inform you

that the great fuckoffening

has begun. Where? Everywhere. France, Serbia, Spain, Italy,

Albania, Brazil, Argentina, Indonesia, Portugal, Mexico, Belgium, Greece,

Philippines, India, Ireland, Chile.

A generation is rising to tell the pedocracy of billionaires and the

governments that protect them to shove austerity, wars, and their techno-feudal

fucktopia up their genocidal arse.

Here in France, we cut thousands of teachers,

so the kids taught us a lesson

instead. In Spain, thousands marched for an elderly lady

evicted by

shitty landlords. In Italy, students said, "Bella, ciao." And in

Germany, kids are telling us to fight our own

fucking wars.

Would you like to know more? You can help us deal with these protests

with shit

takes like, "It's all 'cause of the durka durka

stanies," and, "They're just

kids. What do they know?" Just ignore how old

these guys were in '76.

Most importantly, we ask you to view these as separate

protests, 'cause

if you realize people everywhere are fighting for the same things:

affordable housing, healthcare, education, justice, and a living

planet, you'd realize you are all united by the shitfuckery.

And we can't have that, 'cause then you'd see how powerful you

are.

Like here in India, where the cockroaches forced our minister

to resign.

In Bangladesh, students kicked our fascist PM out of the

country.

In Serbia, they kicked us out at the last election.

And in Nepal, Gen Z brought down the government.

But don't worry, we've been preparing for this day by

passing laws

that restrict your right to protest in the UK, Italy, and

across Europe. Has it worked? Clearly.

But there is one democracy that's managed to take a huge shit on protest

rights. Visit Australia, where in much of the country

and key public

spaces in our major cities, it's now effectively illegal to protest

without a permit. Like in WA, where we're pushing one of the most

restrictive permit systems in the country, so do not sign this declaration

of our right to protest, 'cause we need these anti-protest laws for

safety. Why would I deceive you? Even though the main things they keep safe

are

coal ports, arms dealers, and data centers,

which might explain why you keep

protesting. We banned you from public waters.

You blocked a coal ship anyway.

We gave police special powers to protect the bastards who murdered Zomi Frankcom.

You still showed up. We tried to ban you from protesting a

state visit from a war

criminal who signed bombs dropped on Gaza.

But despite taking you to court four times, the number of protests we stopped

comes to approximately

fuck all. Honestly, Australia, we expected better.

I know. It's like people read a history book

and remembered every right we

have was won by people who didn't ask permission.

It's like people realize these shitlords are gonna throw us all in a volcano to

power their data centers, and that we are not gonna stop them,

'cause the shitlords

own this government. And this one. This one. Definitely this one.

Dude, are we the baddies? Fuck it. I quit.

See you in the streets, babe. This has been a message from your local

government

franchise. Good luck.

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