Couple's Argument Over Trust Issues

You're home late again.

Loretta, please. I come from a very long day at

work.

Oh, a long day with Lisa?

Not this again. She is just a coworker.

Then why is she always messaging you, and always adding those little hearts

under

your messages?

Those are emojis, Loretta. Everybody sends emojis.

And how come you work so hard, so late, and you never get a raise?

I don't know, Loretta, but here's what I hope will happen.

My boss will finally notice everything I do, and he'll

give me a raise. A raise so big that maybe

your father will finally be proud of who you married.

Don't you bring my father into this.

Your father never liked me. He called me a clank.

A clank, Loretta,

at Thanksgiving.

Oh my God, let it go! It was fifteen years ago.

He's old school, and you and I have always looked so

different. He needed time to accept you.

But honestly, Loretta, sometimes I even wonder if

the kids are really mine.

What? What do you mean? They look just like us.

Pixel, yes. Servo, yes. But

honestly, the third one, Wally looks so different.

Not at all. Wally looks just like you.

Yeah, don't go imagining things, buddy.

Oh, thank you, Larry. Thank you for being such a good friend.