Humorous Sandwich Cutting Instructions

Oh, uh, can you cut it in half, please?

Of course.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing, man?

I'm cutting it in half.

Not like that.

Oh, you want it the other way.

Uh, yeah? Got it.

Yo, not like that either.

That wouldn't even be a sandwich at that point.

Yes, I agree.

That's why I was cutting it the other way.

Okay, stop, stop, stop.

Are you dumb?

I'm trying my best, man.

All right, fine. Let me help you.

So, what you have right now, but the other way.

Okay, nope, nope. Turn it back around.

Take your knife and just, just turn it.

Yes, yes, right there. Just cut it.