Casual Conversation About London

Hello.

How are you? Where are you from?

England. What about you?

I'm from England.

Where in England?

I stay in London.

You what?

Stay in London.

London. Where in London? I'm from London.

Canary Wharf.

Oh, nice.

Well, now this here is so... My level has come to... Ah.

Where do you stay in London?

I'm from Shepherd's Bush, but I live in Manchester now.

Wow, that's, I guess... I stay in Central London.

Yeah, the best place, you understand.

Yeah?

Tell me-

Have you got a nice view?

You say what?

Have you got a nice view of Canary Wharf?

Yeah, well, I've got a nice view.

Let me see.

You know...

You say what?

Let me see your view of Canary Wharf. I love, I love the view of Canary Wharf.

Everywhere is dark right now.

Yeah, but you can see, like, all the lights.

That's the best part. Canary Wharf's so,

so pretty at night.

No, they all be.

Huh?

I wa- um, I was there before. I don't come back Nigeria.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh-

I was there before. I don't come back Nigeria, I mean,

Nigeria.

So you're lying to me.

No. That is where I stay when I went to London. Now,

wetin I did tell you?

You said that you live in Canary Wharf.

No. Na there I say I live. You, that is where I stay in

London.

Mm.

What else have you lied to me about?

Don't be angry. Don't be angry. I just, I, I, he, I...

That is so you can know me very well now. That is why.

Mm. What's your name?

Where do you stay in Manchester?

I'm not telling you my address. You could be crazy.

No, now tell me. Give me your postcode, I want to come.

No.

Why?

Because you could be crazy. Why do you want my postcode?

How can I be crazy? What did I want to do?

I don't know. Why do you want my

postcode

for? What are you,

are you sending me gifts?

Yes.

What are you sending me?

I want to send you some flowers.

Uh, what else?

Huh?

What else?

A diamond, yeah, ring. A ring.

All right. Carry on.

You said?

No. Carry on.

Uh, and the last one, I ain't be this. That is the last one.

I don't remove am.

Thief.

Thief.

I mean one thing yous build house.