Dialogue from a Sci-Fi Show

Look out!

You in the coat!

A Black!

What?

Hey!

Holy shit, she's right there.

Stop her!

I got her.

What the fuck?

What?

It's me.

What? Get her!

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Get her.

Um, I just remembered something.

What?

I came here with a person who's technically Black.

Technically? Like you can't tell?

No, you can fully tell. That was like one of the first things I noticed

about her.

Oh, shit. We better go.

What?

Now.

Say bye to our friends.

Say farewell. You will never see her again.

I haven't seen a single person of color ever since I've been here.

No way.

This is your perfect world, huh?

Guards, arrest that woman. That isn't me.

I can't believe you didn't realize we're in a Nazi world.

Come on. How was I supposed to notice that?

Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with me.

Because of the copies of Mein Kampf on every desk?

Think I'd be this buff if I looked at books?

Ma'am.

Or the giant fucking mural of Hitler?

Oh, fuck. How'd I miss that?

Ma'am, please put your hands above your head.

Chris, what are you doing? Get away from her.

Amelia, I think we should break up.

What? Why?

Because of what I'm about to do.

What the fuck?

Who are you? Why are you here?

Oh, dude. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. This, this.

It's me. I'm you from another dimension.

My keys worked to get in here.

Are you fucking kidding me?

No. Holy shit.

Hey. Oh.

We speak meme.

Spider-Man meme. Oh.

Oh.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Okay, here's one. What's the best Pokemon?

Infernape.

Yes.

Oh, oh, what's the best thing to press your face

against?

Shag carpeting.

Yes.

But what's the worst thing to softly touch you?

Human skin.

Yes. What's the coolest thing about a platypus?

Poisonous spike on the back of his ankle.

Poisonous spike on the back of his ankle.

Are you able to pee if something's touching your butt?

No way, and I look down upon people who can.

Right? Do you ever look up at the clouds

and you see a face in the clouds looking

down at you, and you go, "This isn't a figment of my imagination.

That's a cloud man looking down at me, and now I have to go inside so he can't

see

me"?

Every day.

Is your favorite color teal?

Jill? Yes.

Is your favorite food malt-o-meal?

Yes.

Does your hair look best at 3:00 PM?

Yes.

Is your best friend Peacemaker?

Peacemaker.

Yes.

I fucking hate that guy.

What?

I've dedicated my entire life to tearing down everything he stands for.

You're friends with Peacemaker?

Yes. He's, he's my BFF. We're two peas in a pod.

Peacemaker. Christopher Smith.

Yeah.

He's my fucking arch enemy. He is the reason I joined the Sons of Liberty

in the

first place.

The what?

The fuck is this?

What the fuck is this, Flag?

Before we move all the meta-human prisoners here,

I thought a little due diligence

was required. See what effect this dimension has on the

human body.

I wanna thank you for volunteering.

I didn't volunteer for shit.

What?

What?

McCoy.

No,

it's all here. This is definitely Christopher Smith's

signature.

Yeah.

This is for Ricky,

you piece of shit.

Much.

Peacemaker!

Best dimension ever.

Holy hell. What in the fuck is this?

Well, you know, if I bust up a drug ring or whatever,

I just take everything and I

put it here.

Why?

Because if I give it to the cops, there's a good chance they're corrupt

and they

could steal it. Or worse, use it themselves.

Dude, there has to be, like, millions of dollars here.

Adrian, just last week you told me you

were broke and asked me to pay for your

breakfast.

Well, I'm not gonna use this, man. No way. It's blood money. You crazy?

Yeah, man, you don't wanna deal with blood money.

That shit goes to the grave with you, trust me.

Hey, what do you guys think the chances

are I'll meet another me in there?

Uh, pr- probably not too likely. But, but, um, we should try to

avoid shit like that just in case we cause a dimensional disturbance and explode or

something.

It might be worth it, though.