Experiences of Public Sexual Encounters

One of the hottest things I've ever experienced

was fucking in my garage

while my parents were awake.

And I fucked a boyfriend of mine.

I had like a skirt on.

I was bent over.

And we fucked like a quick,

like we're talking four to five minute fuck.

Everybody was awake in the house.

My mom was in the kitchen.

They're not even 20 feet away.

He's holding his hand over my mouth and he's thrusting at him.

It was one of the hottest things I've ever experienced.

Similarly, there are no locked doors in a Latin household.

I thought I was cute and I actually locked the door

and my mom said, I have that little thing that goes in and just,

so she just opens my door and comes right in

and she's in the middle of asking a question.

And I am laying back.

Think of the OBGYN position. Yeah, sure.

And I've got the biggest Hitachi.

I've got this motherfucker on me.

Oh. That big one.

And I shit you not, I had an anal plug in.

Oh. The anal plug was like that big.

I've got a Hitachi, this giant Hitachi on one side, and

a smaller dildo in my badge. Oh!

So I was doing all the things,

and I was on the verge of coming.

My mom opens that door, starts just talking out of nowhere.

The dildo flies out of me, ping!

And I'm like, mom! And I'm like, I grab the covers, and I'm like, ah!

And I throw them on me, and I was like, get out!

She's like, what? What's wrong with you?

I'm like, get out!

And as I'm saying get out like that, my hand is wet.

Oh! Yeah, she's like, what's going on? I'm like, I'm coming, get out!

Well, I was wondering why you had the door locked for so many hours, da-da-da-da.

I'm like, yeah, when the door is locked, it's usually because there's a reason for it.

No.

Maybe I'm bugging you, son.

Maybe I'm bugging you.

Because how freaked out and gooned out you have to be as a family.

To where you felt confident enough to masturbate openly in a home that has no locked doors

So much so to when you're on the verge of climax your mother

Interrupts and enters into the room you tell her to leave she departs and lets you

And you conversate about it after what was wrong

Y'all go to hell son ain't no way son

these madres and abuelas ain't what they used to be

Where's the chocolate when you need you should be feeling a bean of a lifetime

and your goofy asses is bonded over masturbation

I gotta stop so it's my fault for having the internet,

so I gotta relax, so I gotta relax

It's not my family.

You know what hey hey your mother raised the hook. I gotta choose